jamie and the doctor go off on a trip

[owenharperisntdead]

firstly this will probably be a rubbish tale but im just doing it to *hopefully* start a chain of better jamie tales so here we go
*ahem*
this story takes place shortly after the events of the invasion if you dont get the beginning pop along to the 'rugby' thread and you'll get it

"doctor i was wondering do you think you could get radio in the TARDIS?"
"yes yes i probably could if i just reconnect the tribophysical waveform micro-kinetic extapolator"
"oh aye, and how long is that gonna take then?"
"not long if i just *hits console* OH MY GIDDY AUNT that's not supposed to happen..... oh crumbs"
"what's happened doctor"
"im not sure Jamie"
"what should we do?"
"the only thing we can do Jamie, accept the situation...."
*the tardis materialises next to television centre*
"doctor we've landed somewhere"
"yes Jamie lets have a look around shall we"
*after walking around a bit the doctor and Jamie walk onto the doctor who set during a tea break*
"great jumping gobstoppers Jamie its the tardis some evil force must have brought it here!"
*a extra in a tomb of the cybermen cybermen costume comes towards them to tell them to leave the set*
"doctor its one of the cybermen how can we stop this beastie"
"jamie when i say run, run"
"RUN"
*the doctor and Jamie run into the bbc canteen and find Nicolas Courtney struggling to decide between an iced finger or a doughnut*
"ahh lethbridge stewert now there is a cyberman out there im sure you and your UNIT chaps can deal with it."
"i er Patrick what are you playing at?"
"doctor the brigadier keeps calling you Patrick what does he mean"
"that doesn't matter Jamie all we have to concentrate on is getting out of here"
"aye doctor lets go then"
end of part one

[owenharperisntdead]

now the inspiration for part two came from a video by timelordfromhell i really recommend some of his videos they are really good ;D

doctor who jamie and the doctor go off on a trip part 2

*the doctor and jamie run into the incinorator room and find doctor who tapes waiting to be wiped*
"doctor what is this place"
"ahh jamie this must be back when the BBC practised ritual burning of tv shows sad times"
"i would like to test it though just to see which one looks least valuable Jamie?"
"this one doctor"
*jamie passes the doctor the master tape to the doctor and Jamie go off on a trip part 2 and the doctor puts it in the incinorator*
"ahh its a lovely machine jamie"
"aye the king of beasties himself couldnea get out off there"
*suddenly the picture changes to telesnap*
"doctor whats happened?"
"oh dear it seems that the videos gone Jamie"
"does that mean were just photos then"
"yes just photos and audio Jamie"
"but doctor that means all sorts of beasties could creep up on us"
*the incinerator clicks off due to a power cut leaving half the tape unburnt"
"ok Jamie ill just play a jaunty tune"
"no doctor its ok the videos back"
"oh oh Jamie you made me drop my recorder now!"
"now then jam- oh no were in telesnaps again!"
"what should we do doctor"
"i think maybe we should find the tardis before its to late"
*the video returns and the doctor and Jamie journey through lots of corridors*
"doctor do all these corridors look the same to you"
"yes Jamie its erm because they erm i don't know why"
*they reach the exit and run for the tardis*
"oh no the bloody telesnaps are back again"
"doctor look at that flying beastie"
*there is a wasp between the doctor and Jamie and the tardis*
"surrender jamie theres nothing for it"
"no doctor hold on *throws a jam sandwich over his shoulder and the wasp follows it*there we are lets go"
"where did you get that sandwich?"
"my sporan it was my lunch"
"ahh at last pure video cmon Jamie lets go and pick up zoe from UNIT"

end

[Timey]

Nooooooo....... you can't end it there! It's brilliant...

I wanted to see the starbug TARDIS drive down Coronation Street land out side the Emmerdale farm house....

Have Jamie make Ma a cuppa... ;D

[owenharperisntdead]

Apr 13, 2009 12:53:52 GMT Timey said:

Nooooooo....... you can't end it there! It's brilliant...

I wanted to see the starbug TARDIS drive down Coronation Street land out side the Emmerdale farm house....

Have Jamie make Ma a cuppa... ;D

thanks that means a lot
seriously though you have watched to much red dwarf back to earth this is a Jamie forum

[owenharperisntdead]

part 3

*the doctor and Jamie are journeying back to pick up zoe*
"great jumping gobstoppers Jamie we've forgotten something very important"
"what is it doctor.. have you left some great beastie roaming around?"
"no weve forgotten Timeys cuppa!"
"what can we do doctor?"
"the only thing we can do Jamie"
"oh aye and whats that?"
"go and make her one of course!"
*Jamie and the doctor deliver the lovely drink to Timey and continue there journey to pick up zoe*

end of part 3

[Timey]

Don't know what you mean.... ;D

So..... when does Ma get her cuppa???

[owenharperisntdead]

ahhh it should be arriving shortly

[sporan]

Yay!!!!!!!! *dances happy jig* I love this fanfic! Its brilliant, not fortgetting Jam sandwiches AND tea for timey too!

[Timey]

Of course I have a vid for that... here .... ;D

[owenharperisntdead]

Apr 13, 2009 17:44:07 GMT Timey said:

Of course I have a vid for that... here .... ;D

i can imagine the doctor and jamie gossiping over tea ;D

[Timey]

... or a yard fence.... but never a pint of Guinness..... could never imagine them doing that.... never.... ever..... Getting a wee bit sozzled, yes..... but never.....


;D